Ah! Stick It In Your Ear

 

My oldest son was only two years old and he was with me doing some shopping for his mother. We were buying some cake equipment so his Mom could finish the cake she was decorating.

I learned that it was sold out so I asked if I could use the store’s phone to ask my wife if there was something else that she could use. I was told it was for business and asked to keep the call short.

My wife had just answered when one of the owners informed me he needed the phone. I acknowledged his request and tried to finish up quickly, but in less than 30 seconds he was back insisting I get off immediately.

I got off the phone and turned to this man and told him that was a crazy way to run a business. He lost his cool, started screaming, and told me to get out of his store. I responded with a brilliantly stupid remark, “Ah! Stick it in your ear!” and then I turned and walked toward the door.

He yelled a few more words but as I left the store I couldn’t resist one more barb and shouted, “Ah! Stick it in your other ear!”

This time he came running towards me with his fists flying. I turned, walked out, and put my son in the car but I didn’t have time to get in. This man was so close and he wanted to hit me in the mouth.

I thought fast and told him if he hit me I would sue him. His fists were shaking and he still wanted to hit me, but instead he screamed at me to get out of his store and not come back.

Acting out in anger is never an appropriate solution to a problem. It can make the problem worse. While I am embarrassed about my part in this interaction I believe it’s important to share with my family. They need to understand that parents are imperfect, and that I, like everyone else, can make serious mistakes. Being forthright in sharing our experiences can create a healthy bond with our children.

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